Tagged: Y&R

February 2nd, 2010

So Long Genoa City, I’ll Miss You

I’ve been watching The Young and the Restless since before I was born. How is that possible, you ask? My mother watched it while pregnant with me. I know that’s a cheap one, but it counts. I’ve been actively watching it since my birth. How many shows, other than the news, can you say that about?

I watched it my entire childhood. I tuned in throughout my teen years, on those rare occasions when I could convince my parents I was indeed bleeding from my eyes, so I could stay home from school.

When I went to college, I started watching every day. I hadn’t missed a single episode until this past November 2009. On November 30th, Y&R went dark in my house for the first time in my life. It’s been hard on me. Y&R has moved on, but I have not.

I should’ve seen it coming, and even though it was my idea to end our relationship, that doesn’t mean that I’m not grieving. In fact, being apart is almost harder than it was when we were together. I find myself wondering, in the middle of the day, around 11:30am, what Y&R is doing. I wonder if my Genoa City friends are okay, left in the hands of a revolving door writing staff who don’t know the characters past a couple of seasons.

It reminds me of something that happened to me at a WGA function last week. I met a writer staffed on a reboot animation franchise (I can’t say which one, but it was a big one with a flop live action movie.) The offending thing was, while lovely and presumably talented, he didn’t know the history of the show he was working on. He wasn’t a fan. He had never seen or connected to the original incarnation. But like a competent journeyman writer, he cranked out satisfactory scripts regardless of his project knowledge; they had to be good to impress their difficult and demanding Executive Producer.

The thing is this happens. I’m no civilian. I should know better. I know that the turnover a writing staff is. To expect every new staffer to know everything about every character ever in a 35 year history, is fairly ridiculous of me. But in the same way I was so appalled by the TV writer who had never seen the show he was remaking, I was furious with the Y&R staff.

I know who Sharon Newman is, and she is not how the writers have been crafting her. She’s done a total 180 degree turn as a character, and not in a positive, growing sort of way. The writers have lost the real essence of Sharon, what really makes her a character you love, and instead, they’re presenting us a Sharon imposter… which might not have been a bad plotline, but turns out to be the death knell for me as a viewer.

Then about 5 years ago, the show took a strange turn. Concerned that the audience was getting bored with the tried and true Y&R, they decided to make it glamorous, more daring, more like a nighttime soap. That’s the beginning of the end for me.

Y&R has been suffering a snowball effect of bad writing since then. The nighttime soap idea was a disaster. Y&R had their lowest ratings ever. Then there was the writer’s strike. More viewers lost. Then there was the interim staff who just kept things humming, but Y&R was clearly out of tune.

Then, two years ago, like a shining beacon of hope, a Bell was back in charge of Y&R. Maria Arena Bell, the series creators’ granddaughter, was now helming and she was going to reestablish the show and restore it to her grandparents’ legacy. At least that was the hope. CBS was behind her and seeing the Bell name at the top of the show, post credit sequence, was oddly comforting. While we had a bad, mean babysitter looking after us for a while, it almost felt like Mommy had come home from dinner.

And then, things went weird in the writers’ room. The 35 year history of Genoa City was rewritten, character backstory was thrown to the wind. It was like they were bizzaro world clones of their former selves. They did the old plot standards: a murder, a court case, mistaken identity, baby switching, but all the plotlines were ruthlessly dark, bizarre, and seemingly angry without any payoff. There was no pleasure in watching these characters.

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September 23rd, 2009

Relationship Porn: Your Jenna Jameson is my Don Draper

Everyone has their porn. For some, the word “porn” may evoke girls in cherry red pumps and little else; not a bad way to spend an afternoon. But there are other kinds of porn out there, porn often more satisfying than sex and better yet, it’s taboo free! For me there has always been “Relationship Porn” and god does it feel good! Oh, yes it does!

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For “Foodies,” there is “Food Porn.” Think Top Chef, Hell’s Kitchen, Iron Chef, all that quick paced, rat-a-tat-tat chopping, steel against wood, parsley minced to beatific perfection resulting in a fluffy cloud of green. How could you not get a little turned on by such a cunning culinary display?

For “Gearheads” there is “Car Porn.” Think Top Gear and American Chopper, all that gleaming chrome, endless road, open terrain whizzing by at dizzying speeds, making you long to drive like The Dark Knight in a tunnel with the dazzling flair of 007. How could you not want to fondle that gear shift, firmly in your grasp, as you punch the clutch?

Then there is my favorite kind of pornography, the very best smut around that satisfies me, and countless other like-minded women, on every level: “Relationship Porn,” the delicate balance of romantic minutiae and overly complicated details woven into a tapestry of magnificent, belabored satisfaction. What a remarkable invention! Shows like 90210, Melrose Place and certainly all daytime soaps like The Young & The Restless create, for me, the sort of feeling you get after taking an hour to eat a single frozen Milky Way; sheer, unadulterated, prolonged ecstasy.

Any television series that revolves around regular characters in love and in peril, progressing in the tiniest of baby steps, while hyper-examining lint sized emotional triviality, falls under the category of “Relationship Porn.” I, like most women television viewers, love the details. I always want to know everything that happened to everybody, ever. and also because the details are what make a story interesting and engaging. It is these details that reveal the character and what invests us in their outcomes.

Felicitylogo1998’s Felicity taught us that a single word could mean so much, to so many. Every time Ben, the hunky Northern Californian barista, said “Hey,” to Felicity it was never clear if it was going to be a good “Hey,” like when they were in love, or a bad “Hey,” like when they weren’t. Either way, the “Hey” signified that they needed to discuss their feelings over lattes and ringlet curls.  And lest we forget a perfect example of contemporary “Relationship Porn:” Mad Men.


MadmenlogoIn Mad Men, not only does the show have the romantic, nostalgic costumes and sets, but it has Don Draper, the king of “Relationship Porn.” He is a cheater, a lover, a genius and the smoothest man on Madison Avenue. It is his devastating good looks that draw in the ladies, but the minutia is with his desperately sad, yet tragically beautiful wife Betty. Then, there’s star-crossed lovers Peggy and Pete, their story so subtle yet so intangible. We only get just enough to tease ourselves, but never quite enough to feel like we’ve eaten a full meal. There is always room for Peggy and Pete, definitely seconds and sometimes thirds

Just as there will never be enough Don Draper, I will always want more “Relationship Porn.” Give me interesting characters, romantic complications and a sincere desire to tickle me slowly with feathery details, and I’m there every time.

In Shaun of the Dead: How do you Pegg it, when you Wright, I discussed how changing details can reinvent a standard plot. Well, in “Relationship Porn,” change even the most insignificant details, and you’ve got season two. With each new detail revealed, a rippling complication can further separate desperate lovers. Yes! More time to savor that sweet character drama melting like chocolate slowly on my tongue. It is the willingness to see heroes vanquish evil, overcome every romantic obstacle and saboteur, and finally be united in a brief yet emotionally satisfying manner that keeps the audience tuning in week after week. The key to keeping the audience around? Our lovers can only be happy momentarily before, once again, they are ripped apart by evil forces determined to ruin the lovers’ chance at a happily ever after. It gets me every time.Real_Wives_NYC

When women talk life with their friends, it’s the details that we focus on.  The salacious details, all dramatic pathos, plots rife with potential conflict and drama in the most delicious possible way, and it will take the long slow road to solve each dilemma. The Real Housewives of NYC is a great example of Reality Show “Relationship Porn” that isn’t sexual or romantic in nature. Since it is about straight women’s relationships and the in-fighting with each other, it is nothing but “Relationship Porn.” There’s Simon, the husband who crashed a “Girl’s Night” dinner party and started a war with Ramona, another party guest, in season one, setting off a series of disastrous and drunken confrontations that are always a train wreck and a delight to behold. Season two found Bethany at odds with Kelly, the newest housewife and resident snotty bitch. As they fought about who was cooler and who was “stupider” and whose face belonged under whose Jimmy Choo, we hated Kelly and her embarrassing display of childish brattiness as we rallied behind Bethany for rising above. Godbless, Bravo!

“Relationship Porn” isn’t about the outcome, it’s about the journey. The satisfaction doesn’t come from the big climax at the end. Because once the secret’s out, then it’s time for the next big reveal and then next, into infinity (or until the show is canceled). It’s pervasive, it’s ubiquitous, and it’s just like life, only better. Revel in those details, soak up all that minutiae. You’re deep in the throws of “Relationship Porn” and, oh god, is that a sexy place to be!

With contributions from Merrel Davis (www.merreldavis.com)